You know you're a hairstylist when.....

1. Clients ask for coffee and you put it in the microwave.
2. Cleaning out your drain is the most repulsive part of your day.
3. You're used to having strangers hair in your cleavage.
4. You have at least one crazy client.
5. You know everything going on in celebrities lives because of the amount of magazines you read.
6. Color corrections are not your friend.
7. You're so used to ruining your clothes with chemicals that it doesn't even phase you anymore.
8. You laugh at the "accident-a alopecia" joke.
9. More ta-ta's more tips ;)
10. You can eat an entire meal in under 5 minutes while your client is processing.
11. You've tried to quit smoking- don't ask
12. No one agrees on the music
13. "Yes your hair is fried and, yes you need more than an inch off."
14. Your hair has been every shade under the sun.
15. You've seen your fair share of chemical hair cuts.
16. You've lost control of the hose at least once
17. You are eating and cut hair is in your food and it does not bother you, but one strand of hair (not cut) does...
18. When a client shows you a picture they printed off the computor and they've clearly used the last of their color cartridge, saying " I really want this color!"
19. You're done with the haircut and they say"maybe a little bit shorter"...
20. You notice when the hair line of a stranger needs to be trimmed.
21. When you have to pretend a story about a napkin collection is the most intersting thing you have ever heard!
22. You've tried to explain to your clients you can't count the number of layers you put in their hair.